Just a wee bit about me, I dont really take life too seriously.

On some weekends, to let of steam, I have been caller number thirteen and won the plastic knife set, have won bullfights in San Juan and have won the county parallel parking challenge.

A long time ago I discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 33 minutes. Just recently I discovered pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby despite my lean figure.

I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed... Come on, you know you want me! lol!

Im just on looking for some fun as life has got a bit boring in the last while. If your up for a laugh, then mail me :-)