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Confucius say;
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
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Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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Confucius Say; He who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing.
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CONFUCIUS SAYS..... IF U CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM
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Confucius say; the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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Confucius say' Man who pisseth against the wind.. gets his own back
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confucius say..... chart your own course through the stars fortell is strictly for astrologers.
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Confucius say; A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying; "Hold my purse."
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Confucius says: Man who go out with woman with small breast... has reason to feel down.
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Confucius says nobody grows old merely by living a certain number of years
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Confucius says nobody grows old merely by living a certain number of years
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Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
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Confucius says reach for the sky,even if u can't touch it,you will be an arm's lenght nearer
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Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.
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Confucious says ...Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
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confucious say:Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
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Confucius say, Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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confucious say..........What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
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Confucious say:
if wife wants to learn to drive - don't stand in her way
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}}}NB We all KNOW women are better drivers{{{

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Confucius says Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
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Confucius Say;
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
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Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face.
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Confucius say;
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
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confucious say : When anger arises, think of the consequences.
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Confucius say He who fishes in other man's well often catches
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Confusius says: if you drop watch in toilet you will have crappy time
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Confucius say;
Marriages are made in Heaven .... So are thunder and lightning.
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Confucius say:
The useless skin around a penis is called "a man".
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