Best and Worst chat up lines ever

Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle. This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back. I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them? Sarah xxx

Grab your coat, the back of my van is cold. ☺️

You remind me of my appendix. I don't know what you do, but i just want to take you out.

Oh here its got to be .......................................................

What are ya into fuckinghell


You always appear (in chat)  in the most inappropriate moments... Just like herpes 

giggle


Worst chat up line I got was are you looking to replace your husband bangheadbanghead


Are you a bird of love..... ...............................................................

Cause you SWALLOW banghead


love seen you bending over ( steady on lol


heres a classic ..............................   Any Fun


are you married 


fancy a cup of tea lol


you look lovely lol and they have seen your pics hahahha


i have a huge cock waiting for ya ,,,mmmmmm


what colour panties are you wearing lol ( hate that word lol


Have ya had any fun on ere ! icon_rolleyes no here years for the good of my health lol


icon_biggrin what you into .......dont know lol

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