Things that happened on meets !!

Sex God

0 likes 25 Aug 2014

God at this stage I am thinking of putting pen to paper and writing a book!! By far the most prolific is guys cock fail to work!! Please add your good or bad points !!! but please do not mention any names ;)

Wilder

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Aug 2014

well there was an incident when a girl vomited on me on a cab on the way to a party and I'd to walk around in my underwear for the evening (the house was cold though...) perhaps that was a blessing in disguise however.... smile

irishlass37

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Aug 2014

hmmm let me think I must have a few after 8 years on these sites lol Guys not being able to perform - only a few thankfully Me not liking the real item when they turn up and literally only having coffee lol- several Guys who turn up smelly and unwashed and not getting laid - could count on both hands Guys who had odd fetishes hmmm yes two Guys who wanted me to be their new gf/swinging buddy - a few also Guys who were not long out of a LTR and who wanted a replacement - I don't have enough hands for that one Physchos who needed locking up - just the one haha Lovely sweet funny sexy men and women who I have had the best time with - too many to count Friends I have made on here - countless Giggles and laughs on here - in their millions, many many great evenings spent on this site Still here after 8 years so one of us must be doing something right smile

Here is to the next few!!!!

midnightchat

Sex God

0 likes 26 Aug 2014

Oooooh when I get my laptop replaced I'm gonna contribute the shit out of this topic!!!! iPhone screen not large enough to cope!!!

PixieRed

Sexpert

0 likes 28 Aug 2014

Years ago when here as a couple we had a meet with another couple and a single guy... nothing wrong there you might think ;);) When we arrived at the couples house, the single guy was so nervous you could see him shaking from 10 feet away and the couple were already three sheets to the wind rolleyes

:roll: The evening progressed and eventually things moved to the bedroom, me ending up with Mr Drunk and Mr Nervous dunno

great!! I was doing my best to work with what can only be described as unpromising material... when the fem from the couple got up and stormed out of the bedroom, calling her hubby to follow her. Me, Mr Nervous and my partner remained, somewhat awkwardly, on the bed listening to a domestic getting louder and louder from the landing :confused::confused: the couple then took the domestic downstairs, from where the sounds of breaking crockery started to float up the stairs. At this point we decided to leg it lol

:lol: we threw our clothes on, grabbed our stuff and were out of the house like a shot!! We didnt stop to say goodbye and they were so busy arguing they didnt notice us leaving :lol it didnt go down as the best of nights, but we killed ourselves laughing all the way home :grin::grin:

Kool_as_ice

Sexpert

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

girls putting up photos that are clearly years old, turning up after describing thier body as average, when clearly they are BBW's....now i have nothing against BBW's, but they are just not my thing. The male of a couple feeling you up, when he described himself as straight... yuck !!!! DOing anal, and lets just say, she never went to the toilet for ages before we did the business !!! blink

:bs:

midnightchat

Sex God

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

Booking the hotel in your name for a meet. Next morning did not feel like staying for the breakfast so left my half of the hotel cost with the guy............. about 3 hours later hotel phones me on my landline asking when I proposed paying the bill. Needless to say one irrate phone call later he agreed to phone the hotel and make payment but only because he 'really wanted to meet again'!!!!!!!

midnightchat

Sex God

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

Carpet burns on the small of my back, which I burnt all over again just as they were starting to heal.
In the throes of passion suddenly realise I am still chewing gum, fling it aside without thought. Next morning wake to find I have somehow got it stuck in the back of my hair, and it's a BIG clump!
Went to reception to get parking validated having met a friend in Dublin for a lunch after a meet in that hotel the night before. I gave the rooom number when she said 'and the name........?' I stammered for a second as I only knew his first name, so embarrassing. She then called his name out to me and I said yes thats the room...... only thing is, I didn't even know his real FIRST NAME.

roxyxxx

Sexpert

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

Hmmmm we had a couple who got too drunk to play then they disappeared.... in the middle of the night......while we were alsleep, they just snuck out lol lol Another lady fell asleep in the middle of play, lol

:lol: Maybe were just shite swingers :lol: :lol: :lol: :sad:

midnightchat

Sex God

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

Quote by roxyxxx
Hmmmm we had a couple who got too drunk to play then they disappeared.... in the middle of the night......while we were alsleep, they just snuck out lol lol
Another lady fell asleep in the middle of play, :lol:
Maybe were just shite swingers :lol: :lol: :lol: :sad:

Stop arranging meets in the Narcolepsy chat room!

roxyxxx

Sexpert

0 likes 29 Aug 2014

Quote by midnightchat
Hmmmm we had a couple who got too drunk to play then they disappeared.... in the middle of the night......while we were alsleep, they just snuck out lol lol
Another lady fell asleep in the middle of play, :lol:
Maybe were just shite swingers :lol: :lol: :lol: :sad:

Stop arranging meets in the Narcolepsy chat room!
rolleyes

:roll::grin::grin: THATS where were going wrong lol

pantiethief

Warming the Bed

0 likes 29 Sep 2014

Met up with an older gentleman who described his marriage as sexless and his wife never wore decent underwear in her whole life (granny pants every day). I wore stockings, suspenders and a beautiful lace teddy for him but alas it was a bit too much :sad: He started to enter me and came on the fecking way in rolleyes

Such a waste of a journey.

Temptress

Sex God

0 likes 1 Feb 2017

Bumping this back up as it should be interesting !

bobbysgirl

Sex God

0 likes 5 Feb 2017

we have been to a few meets must say have enjoedy most of them lol. Many of nights u walk away and say what was that about ...lol

Myself & Mr b experienced the glory hole room ( ourselfs, and omg what such fun we both had . We both walked away skiping lol that was our night of fun lol

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