if ya tilt your head back close your eyes and pretend to shake an imaginary salt shaker into your mouth then you will taste salt..... if it doesnt work then vary the rates of shaking
The Amazing Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. :small-print:
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. :sleeping:
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. :shock::shock::shock::hunk:
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.:jagsatwork:
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Of course it does
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. :uhoh::uhoh:
Women blink twice as often as men. Yep :shock:
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. :dry:
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. :bounce:
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. :notes:
Women
would have finished reading this by now..
Men
are still busy checking their thumbs! :thumbup::thumbup:
sense of humour bone lol aint ever heard of that one before heard of the humerous alright but thought that wasnt the particular bone ya was on about :wink: :wink: :wink:
There's a little Mammal that has so much sex that it disintegrates.
It's August in Australia, and a small, mouse-like creature called an Antechinus is busy killing himself through sex. He was a virgin until now, but for two to three weeks, this little lothario goes at it non-stop. He mates with as many females as he can, in violent, frenetic encounters that can each last up to 14 hours. He does little else.... Kinda reminds me of someone
Well I was on about another bone but I wasn't sure if you took offence at my last comment ya know I got that vibe and I'd say your not the type of woman I'd want to piss off lol so I invented a new bone called the humour bone as a cover up
So there's two new bones for ya ..... Jesus I do rabbit on a bit dont I
What did I say ? what did I get right ?
you being a "don't piss me off" hard ass biatch
or the fact that I rabbit on a bit
MWAH
P.S. Tiny thats a cool bit of info
ahhhh I never thought of that Tiny that makes sense now
Im also going to picture that the next time I kiss someone
and will probavly start laughing :) some awkward moments ahead
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
I bet I could do it in less time than that :)
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