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I'm always being told I come out with some weird useless information. And I know I'm not the only one who does this...so this thread is for all the weird facts etc that us perverts and pervettes possess. To start: Every person has a unique tongue print (like a finger print).
Sexlightened
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no-one can lick their own elbow...... :-?
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no-one can lick their own elbow...... :-?

Not necessarily true, lots of people can!check youtube!lol
"Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants."
Master of Sex
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When bats come out of a cave they all turn right
When you look out on the horizon in general the line is 12.3 miles away from you due to the earths curvature
Pigs can see wind
There ya have it :eeek:
Casanova
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a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue :P:rascal::rascal:
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werid animal facts
Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the bible and cats are not metioned once,
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Cows milk gives 8 in 10 people coronary heart disease.
When pressured for grazing space, kangaroos have been known to kill competing sheep.
Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.
One third of all land spices are beetles.
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the size of ur foot is the same length from the inside of ur wrist to the inside of ur elbow Your height is the same length from tip of middle finger to tip of middle finger if you hold ur arms out straight to ur sides
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Finger nails grow 4 times faster than toenails! A woman smells better than a man.......women can identify smells better than men! The human brain is always awake at night time.....in fact, it's at its most active when we're asleep!
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Weird sex facts
1. During sweaty sex, men ooze testosterone. And it's actually a biological turn on for women!
2. There's almost 500 different types of bacteria in your mouth. Almost 50% of them live on your tongue. So perhaps the French Kiss should be renamed the Twice As Dirty Kiss.(detol bleach or colgate mouth wash )
3. One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, the world is a rockin', don't go a knockin'.(well 399,999,999 3,999 where do you think im finding time to write this)
4. Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
5. The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn't just tired, it's just plain wrong!(great ways to save money during a recession no need for pain killers)
6. You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph. ( vroom vroom beep beep)
7. Erotic asphyxiation didn't just kill INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence. Cutting off oxygen to your brain to feel a strong new sensation during sex causes around 500 American deaths every year. (NO more tarzan acts for me)
Warming the Bed
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One I'm sure most of you ladies will envy.....A Pig's orgasm can last up to almost 30 minutes at a time. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Master of Sex
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Jasus I must find a female dolphin i never get pleasure from sex bolt
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Jasus I must find a female dolphin i never get pleasure from sex
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Excuse me .....??
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Jasus I must find a female dolphin i never get pleasure from sex
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Crosses Ding off her to do list........
Master of Sex
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Kitten I fake ALL my organisms boink and I'm never sleeping with a seahorse especially as i'm hung like one :violin:
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Kitten I fake ALL my organisms boink and I'm never sleeping with a seahorse especially as i'm hung like one :violin:

Jaysis ding your a gas ticket rotflmao:rotflmao: i think somebody is in trouble now lmaobolt
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Ding can't wait to see you pregnant like a male seahorse and give birth...now there wud be a site! Ps u will be punished for faking it
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If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Sexlightened
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According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple. ladies willing to carry out free checks for the 3rd nipple just contact us
Sexlightened
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sillyhwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar:
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Women smell better than men............. Women are better than men at identifying smells!!!
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chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!
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chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!

:laughabove: Laundry advice, I love it :grin::grin:
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chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!

:laughabove: i wanna know what you were using the chocolate spread for rotflmao:rotflmao:bolt
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chocolate spread ruins the sheets!!! n vanish doesn't work!!!

:laughabove: i wanna know what you were using the chocolate spread for rotflmao:rotflmao:bolt
innocent :evil2: dropped me toast, bigg's :rascal::rascal::smile2:
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This is a false representation: Male Seahorses do carry the eggs to the birth - but the female actually creates them in the first place - and passes them to the Male - he's only an incubator - he himself is not the originator of the eggs as in human pregnancies. Once born, the fry are left to fend for themselves as in most live-bearing species of fish.
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Male seahorses can get pregnant
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Relative to their body-size, in the animal kingdom, the cricket has the largest testes.
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This one really caught my eye, 'Gobbling starts before sunrise and can continue through most of the morning.'...then I read the rest of the passage.......'A spooked turkey can run at speeds up to 20 miles per hour. They can also burst into flight approaching speeds between 50-55 mph in a matter of seconds. So close, yet so far' bolt:violin:
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They also run around for approx half an hour when their necks r broken (titans turkeys that is :lol2: