At last getting to update our profile. Do read it very carefully! Our time is precious and we don't want to spend much of it reading bullshit on this site. We'd much prefer to spend it having fun.

We're a discerning, professional couple, in a loving 're not here to fix anything, or paper over any cracks. Just looking for fun and to celebrate the darkness in each other.

At the moment, play partners can be;

- Single males, ideally bi curious, but will consider straight people (who can spell)

- Couples, preferably both bi curious, but open to straight couples too, if we connect

We like;

- People who can communicate and enjoy life and like a laugh and good wine

- Well groomed below the belt

- Grammar, spelling and an effort made at communication (we hate automated messages)

- Hassle free, no drama people

We don't like;

- Smoking

- Cheaters

- Random friend requests

- Unsolicited pictures of willies

- Those annoying automated messages. Just fucking lazy.

- Lazy messages asking us how we are. This is not a chat app. We're fine, thank you.

We meet in hotels, after a [removed] chat on k.i.k. or video call, or both.

If you still want to connect, drop us a line and we'll see where the night takes us. Bonus points for writing "Purple fluff" in the subject line of your message

Looking forward to meeting new friends

Happy hunting hornbags!

:-)

Wild flowers 

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