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woman that wouldin get on motor bike was once told"hunny its the safest thing ull have between ur legs"
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lol haha Dora! It 1st f December I'm allowed 2! :happy:
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Confucius Say....
Never read woman's mind....It changes so often
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Man who shag sheep from behind, misses all good kissin.
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Confucius Say...
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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Confusious says ... Give a little ... it helps a lot
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Contucius says:
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
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confucius says
Virginity like bubble,one prick and its gone
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confucius says
one prick can not a party make
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confucius say
if you want sexy nurse,you got to be patient
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Confucius says
man with blue balls should play snooker
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Confucius say
Man go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger
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confucius say
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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Confucius says
Knob on top of penis so mans hand wont slip off :wank:
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confucius say
man who cum to soon go much quicker
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Confuscius says:
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down
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confuscius say
man who take laxative an vigra at de same time
dont know if he cum or go
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confucius say
posh people dont cum,
they arrive
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Confucius say;
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.