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upforitgirl's Avatarupforitgirl
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TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS

1 You're different... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before.

2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile... but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm getting excited.

4 I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I'm female...

7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one?

9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I'm horny and could care less, just type)

 

10th Jan 2012 - 7:45pm
Headball99's AvatarHeadball99
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haha you gotta laugh tho

 

10th Jan 2012 - 7:46pm
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11th Jan 2012 - 2:26am
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fooking brillant ,, but im never heard any of them , not even the fooking first one , but in most cases it proberly me saying them haha giggle.gif

 

15th Jan 2012 - 3:58pm
Tiny-Sparks's AvatarTiny-Sparks
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Upforit, youve just gave half the guys here ideas, there armed with them as chat up lines now icon_smile.gif some might fall for them LOL

I love the one about its what on the inside that count icon_smile.gif

 

19th Jan 2012 - 8:04pm
Jane-n-Charlie's AvatarJane-n-Charlie
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number 10.... what is it with this American english... "I could care less"
I keep coming across this on the internet, well fuckitanyway if they can't speak english properly I COULDN"T care less!

oh and I'd love to meet for coffee and a chat, fucking people's brains out is just so passé, lol

 

20th Jan 2012 - 2:47pm
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Never heard any of them before but thanks for the lines,I'm off now to put them to good use whistling.gif icon_lol.gif