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Confucius say....

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Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

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Confucius say...
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind

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Confucius say ....

If you don't believe in oral sex, ..... keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say...

Man who let woman on top is fucking up.

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Confucius say ....

Love everybody, ..... not every body.

(Long is he not wrong there now though wit that??!! I thought he was kinda playin on the pun, sooooo should it not be "Love every body, ..... not everybody!" N tha other Sayings he seems 2 be sayin it tha actual way it is fya get me, rather than what it _should_ be soooo that'd make my last Quote the wrong way around kinda!! :dunno::doh: It doesn't even matter ffs, what tha feck am I on bout, lol was just curious! )

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I know exactly what you mean ladyz...but dont forget confucious was'nt a swinger

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lol Long Swingfucius

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swingfucious is confuscious' 3rd cousin

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confusious says
he who fucks up is really being fucked !!!

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confusious says..
if you cum from behind, make sure you are in front

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Confucius say...
Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

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Confucius say...
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead

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Confucius say...

Learn to masturbate, it comes in handy....

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Women are like Lawn Mowers .... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius Say

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

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Confucius say .....

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

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Cutie....

Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

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Confucius say

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day, man with two hand in pocket doesn`t feel two cocky....