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25th Oct 2009 - 1:24am
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Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:08am
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He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:19am
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If you don't believe in oral sex, ..... keep your mouth shut.

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:23am
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Man who let woman on top is fucking up.

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:36am
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Love everybody, ..... not every body.

(Long is he not wrong there now though wit that??!! I thought he was kinda playin on the pun, sooooo should it not be "Love every body, ..... not everybody!" giggle.gif N tha other Sayings he seems 2 be sayin it tha actual way it is fya get me, rather than what it _should_ be soooo that'd make my last Quote the wrong way around kinda!! dunno.gifdoh.gif It doesn't even matter ffs, what tha feck am I on bout, lol was just curious! lol2.gif )

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:50am
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evil.gif I know exactly what you mean ladyz...but dont forget confucious was'nt a swinger giggle.gif

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:52am
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lol Long:giggle: Swingfucius happy.gif

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25th Oct 2009 - 2:55am
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:smoke:swingfucious is confuscious' 3rd cousin

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25th Oct 2009 - 3:33am
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he who fucks up is really being fucked !!!

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25th Oct 2009 - 3:37am
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if you cum from behind, make sure you are in front bolt.gif

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25th Oct 2009 - 10:05am
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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25th Oct 2009 - 10:54am
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Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

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25th Oct 2009 - 11:01am
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Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead

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25th Oct 2009 - 11:22am
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Learn to masturbate, it comes in handy....giggle.gif

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25th Oct 2009 - 12:57pm
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Women are like Lawn Mowers .... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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