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Confucius say
When the Lion is in the long grass it is no time for a picnic
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Confucius say....
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Confuscius says like in the Boursin add:
When the tracteur is in the field, not right time for hanky-panky in the corn.
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Confucius say;
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!
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Confucius Say
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Confucius
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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs
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Confucius say;
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
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CONFUCIUS SAYS .........make love not war
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Confucious say
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
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Confucius Say;
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
Yuckyuck! :crazy:
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To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
Yuckyuck! :crazy:
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I am all for recycling & being eco-friendly ... but that is a step too far ... I don't even like lying on the wet spot ... :evil2:
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Confucius Say;
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
Yuckyuck! :crazy:
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confucius says Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
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Confucius say;
The best time to go to the Dentist is tooth hurty.
:lol2::giggle:
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LIFE IS A BITCH AND WE'RE ALL PART OF IT 
(sorry ! Guess im just n a bitchy mood as up since and in work since 6am )
(sorry ! Guess im just n a bitchy mood as up since and in work since 6am )
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Confucius say;
Homosexuals don't play chess because they don't want to sacrifice a Queen.
:lol2::giggle:
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Confucius say
"Knob on top of Penis is to stop hand slipping off when having a wank"
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Confucius say;
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
:giggle::lol2:
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CONFUCIUS SAY...... Almost anyone can do the first half of anything : only those who do the second half arrive
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Confucius say;
If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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CONFUCIUS SAY
Dont drink and park ,accidents cause people .:evil2:
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Confucius say;
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
:giggle::smug:
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CONFUCIUS SAYS........the greatest victory is the one you win over yourself
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Confucius say;
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
:lol2::smug::evil2:
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Confucius Say
Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
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Confucius say;
An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve .....
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CONFUCIUS SAYS....... Destiny is simply the strenght of your desires
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Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not very sanitary.
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CONFUCIUS SAYS...... "there is money to be made in the marketplace,but under a shady tree there is rest "
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Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.
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and being serious now............................
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
